?wHy nOt?

it's about time =
Wednesday, August 18, 2004 11:13 p.m.

fun stuff...fun stuff
Tuesday, October 7, 2003 08:43 p.m. ****************************************************** Question 1. If you knew a woman who was pregnant , who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf,two who were blind,one mentally retarded and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion? ****************************************************** Question 2. It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts.Here are the facts about the three leading candidates: ****************************************************** >Candidate A: - Associates with crooked politicians,and consults with astrologists.He's had two mistresses.He also chain smokes and drinks 8-10 martinis a day. ****************************************************** >Candidate B:- He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps till noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. ****************************************************** >Candidate C:- He is a decorated war hero.He's vegetarian,doesn't smoke,drinks an occasional beer and has not had any extramarital affairs. Which of these candidates would be your choice? ****************************************************** >Candidate A is Franklin D Roosevelt, >Candidate B is Winston Churchill >Candidate C is Adolph Hitler And by the way, the answer to the abortion question: if you said yes,you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone..and remember: Amateurs built the Ark...Professionals built the Titanic. ****************************************************** <>From Colleenie: A teacher asked her class "What do you want out of life"? A little girl in the back raised her hand and said "All I want out of life is four animals". The teacher asked "really and what four animals would that be"? The little girl said "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it". ****************************************************** My Dear Wife: Please realize that even though I love you, you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you no longer satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife. I sincerely hope you will not be offended to learn that by the time you receive this fax, I'll be at the Grand Hotel with Heidi, my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll try to be home before midnight. Your Husband. When the husband arrived at the Grand Hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: My Dear Husband: You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 "goes into'" 54 a lot more times than 54 can go into 18. Don't wait up. ~Your Wife. ****************************************************** Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night . .whether you're here or not." ****************************************************** Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'" Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'" HE ASKED FOR IT! ******************************************************* Marriage (Part III) Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!" YUP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO! ******************************************************* Marriage (Part IV) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,"Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?'" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

Monday, October 6, 2003 07:48 p.m.

My inner child is ten years old!

The adult world is pretty irrelevant to me. Whether
I'm off on my bicycle (or pony) exploring, lost
in a good book, or giggling with my best
friend, I live in a world apart, one full of
adventure and wonder and other stuff adults
don't understand.

How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Monday, October 6, 2003 07:39 p.m.

What is Your Destiny? by Valcion
Name
Color
Birthday
Destiny	Fall in love with dreammate
Date when you fufill your destiny	February 15, 2007
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Saturday, September 6, 2003 10:06 a.m.
you are the "you suck, and that's sad"
happy bunny. your truthful, but can be a bit
brutal.

which happy bunny are you?
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hm.....
Saturday, September 6, 2003 09:44 a.m. ~muah~ colleen...happie birthday (think of it as me saying it 2 days ago). did u open my present already? =) ur pitas looks really cool! i was so psyched to im u the other day...it's been forever! but since ur dad is a meanine poo (notice i didn't say pooh, but poo) i can't use my free night minutes to call u. arg. i have free weekend minutes too but u are at work over the weekend. so...let's just leave it at that. i talked to saara the other day too...about? what else but her date with phil =)...she had so much fun that...well...i'll just stop there. hm...school sux. school really sux. what else...oh yeah...school sux. but i found a bunch of vintage stores just outside of campus! they have so coolio stuff....not really but i just wanna sell my cloths for cash. but hey...i'm in a matrix philosophy class...it's really cool. did u know that the license plate of agent Smith is a reference to the bible for the bringer of death? yeah...and there are whole lot more symbolisms in the matrix. well...gotta go to the gym...muah my chicas. p.s. i scored a %35 on a quiz called "How Hong Kong are You?" i quote from karen, "u are a disgrace!" hee hee hee

tee hee hee
Monday, August 25, 2003 12:42 p.m. upon colleenie's many request: "are u ever gonna update ur pitas?"...voila! btw...if u know a person by the name of ansony kim, please grrr at him. grrr at him so bad that he will gimme my "hard-earned" money!!!! grrr at him so hard that he wish he was never born!!! now...at this point...u might wonder: why is eLaine grrr-ing at this boy? well, he was the first to email about buying my chemistry stuff so i was keeping my books for him (even though i had many offers!!!). he was supposed to call me on sunday morning...nope...he never did...and la de la de la, night falls and he came at 10:45pm and bargained with me! i was like what the fuck man. (he wasn't even cute) and because i turned down everyone else, i have no more buyers. so i had to give the stuff to him for 105 when it was really 120. arg!!!!! and my friend lost my favorite VCD!!!! arg!!!! someone help me!!!!

i don't wanna this to happen to u guys too....
Thursday, March 20, 2003 07:01 p.m. ok...if u guys ever drink, i want u guys to know ur limit. i was with my roomate all night at the emergency room cuz she drank so much last night that she was intoxicated. i wasn't with her at the party but i had to accompany her to the emergency room. at 1:15am ish, someone was frantically knocking on my window saying my roommate needs me. she drank too much at a party and she passed out. she was foaming at the mouth and they needed someone who know her to take her to the hospital. i grabbed her IDs and mine and i left. she threw up in the car and talked gibberish, she could barely maintain consciousness. i stayed with her all night and didn't get her back to the dorm until 7:30ish. the nurses pretty much kicked her out cuz they were so disgusted by her. her alcohol level was insanely high--higher than a typical alcoholic. she pissed in the bed 3 times without knowing it and the nurses had to come and clean her up. u know how usually when u get drunk, in the morning, all u'll get is a hang-over. well, she had so much alcohol that she was still drunk when she woke up in the morning. she didn't fully regain consciousness until 5pm today. and she is throwing whatever she takes in...including just water. so please...know ur limit if u drink so u won't get intoxicated like my roommate did.

fyi
Tuesday, March 11, 2003 07:48 p.m. ok. some of u may be wondering where has twincolestar been on aim? good question. and that question would be best answered by the assholes who work at dell. i have been consistently having problems with my laptop since the first day i got it and they kept putting me off until my 30days invoice was over. so now, my computer is f*cked up and they won't take it back unless....i have a hardware problem. they kept on telling me to reboot my computer that i got so tired of downloading aim over and over again. so until my computer is totally fixed for sure, u won't be seeing me online for a while. hey, don't blame me, blame those bastards who work at dell and kept me on hold for 3 hours and transfered me to 7 wrong departments. that was how i spent my 5 hours today, afterschool. nice...i know. and colleenie babie...i miss u so much and u know what? i would totally record all ur conversation with ur parents and file a lawsuit against them for misparental conduct and child abuse and child labor if i were u. first of all, u NEED to know how to drive. second of all, those ARE NOT ur kids. they are ur siblings. u are not responsible for them as a parent. i really dont' know how on earth u survive 18 years of ur life in that household. ask ur grandma to help u out!!! i miss u so much babe...i'll call u later ~muah~

got grrr?
Saturday, March 1, 2003 03:23 p.m. grrr to the dell ppl who couldn't get my computer fixed. i was on hold for over an hour, i missed my lunch, and they dared to ask me to 29.99 to get my computer fix? >:o i don't think so. is it my fault that they couldn't fix it the first 3 times i called? >:oi didn't think so either. and i didn't like the attitude of the guy who put me on hold for 30 minuts today...nope....so much for being a loyal dell customer>:oARG!!!!! oh yeah, if u read my profile then that's just a repeat cuz i am too lazy to copy it again but i am "studying" right now...couldn't resist reading colleen's pitas. and colleen...u got the list all wrong!! Brad Pitt is married, u have to deduct points from there... Mr. Phelps is still single...more points =)...it's like the affirmative action thing...singles are more of a minority so they get more points... tee hee anyways...my list is totally mixed up right now, but here is the top five cuz i need to study "diligently": 1) Vic (colleen's like duh...and would the look-alike be #2?) 2) Prince William(that's where u are wrong hun...their salary counts too >u< the look-alike is like #49 by that standard) 3) Keanue Reeves (what can i say? i watched the matrix like 5 times and speed 6 times =P) 4) Guy Pierce (a Brad Pitt look-alike who is single!!!) 5) Pierce Brosnan (Bond...James Bond => )

arg!!!!
Monday, February 24, 2003 06:46 p.m. i really hate the ppl who works at berkeley right now. ok...i never got any information about the insurance plan so i called the insurance office to ask about it. and the lady bitched at me how i should read the packet that was sent to me. but i was like, i never received any package on school insurance and she was like, well, then u can come pick it up. i was like, can't it be sent to me? she was like well, it was sent to u. in case u lost it, u can come pick it up at the office. i was like, but i never received the package in the first place. she was like well, once again, in case u lost it, u can come pick it up at the office. go to hell bitch. well, so much for my new year resolution of not hating anyone. =P

~omg~
Wednesday, February 12, 2003 06:59 p.m. wow...that's all i have to say. initially, i thought there were no cute guys here at berkeley, but boy, am i wrong!!! there is a really cute computer guy on campus. yup. thank goodness the first one flaked on me. ok, here is the situation...for some reason, my microsoft word program lost the insert symbol function. so i made an appointment for a computer person last friday at 8:30pm, but he flaked on me. so after the chem midterm, i thought it was about time that i get it fixed so i made another appointment for today at like 6:00pm. omg, he was perfect. he was on time and he carried this little tool box which was so cute =) and omg....he was just so cute. but the sad part is, he couldn't fix my computer =( but that's ok, his cuteness makes up for it. ah..... oh yeah, i miss u all too. tee hee hee.

woo hoo!!!
Tuesday, February 11, 2003 09:25 p.m. woo hoo!!! hello sleep and bai bai studying. i had my chem midterm yesterday along with my latin test and i just had my MCB test today. wow...what a relieve. oh yeah, colleen...if u are reading this, i got ur letter babe. i'll get back to u as soon as possible. i wanna use some cute stationary =) well, let's see. i got a cold and ... well, let's just say that my roomies are very ....um... interesting. long story and i wouldn't want to post it so everyone can see. remember how jaewon said that during her first year in USC, someone had sex with the door open. well, let's just say i caught a live show. and may i remind u that i sleep on the bottom bunk while my roomie sleep on the top bunk. u do the math. will someone help me on my history paper? all u have to do is think of a good paper topic for vietnam war and its effect on american culture.

=T
Wednesday, January 29, 2003 07:02 p.m. i am feeling realli blah today...stressed out to the point of no return (pimples...black eyes...and i think i got some wrinkles too!!!) i am really homesick right now =( colleen save my sanity or what's left of it please!!!!! i miss ya mucho babie. and arg, i can't study right now cuz ppl are making so much noise outside...how inconsiderate of those jocks arg!!!

i hate it when u are right colleen =P
Sunday, January 19, 2003 09:10 p.m. "let's just hope that the ppl who works at Berkeley aren't berk graduates..."~colleen

i very much dislike the ppl who work at berk
Wednesday, January 15, 2003 06:20 a.m. ahhh...they hate me! and i dislike them (remember how i kinda made a new year's resolution of not hating ppl?). well, i kinda moved in yesterday (kinda as in stayed there for no more than one hour) and i got to meet my roommates. ok, now the explaining gets complicated. ok...i am in room 214. but in room 214, there are 4 individual rooms: A, B, C, and D. i am in room D with 2 other ppl who were not there yesterday. but i met some ppl from room B and C. so they still counts as my roommates??? i'm confused=( anyways, they were really nice ppl and they totally helped me get started with the student id card and all. so, i went to the ID photo office to get my id card made. that is also the place to get the "class pass," basically it is a bus pass, but they like to call it a class pass (don't ask me why). guess what? i can't get a class pass because my registration has been blocked...AGAIN!!!! what is up with these ppl? that is exactly what i wanted to know. so i hauled my ass to the office of registrar to find out that they blocked me again because they haven't received any bling bling from me even though the deadline for it isn't until today. well great...just great...now i can't do anything until they get the check for some twelve hundred dollars. right now, i do not take pride in being a part of that school and oh yeah...i got harrassed by a hobo yesterday too. great....

berk can be such a pain in the ass (watch out, i'm pissed)
Monday, January 13, 2003 06:15 a.m. okay...being as jetlagged as i am, i woke up at 3 am. at around 5:00, i decided to check my info and status at berk online. 5:23am, i went to check my status in the tuition payment thingie. no surprise there, the first sentence i see in my account is "u still have ur $8,457.83 tution fee unpaid." well duh, that's because they still haven't gotten it through their thick skull that i am a california resident. anyways, i went to check my waiting list status for my philosophy class and yay, i am officially enrolled but fuck, they changed the time and location of my anthropology class. yes, the world hates me. now, i have a time conflict between my chem lab and this fucking anthropology class. so then, i logged out of my account to go to the online schedule thingie to look for potential classes. i logged back in to my account to make sure that berk was not kidding and guess what? now, the very first sentence is no longer the thing about my unpaid tuition fee. it says "my registration has been blocked so u need to call this number" and "u need to check ur current schedule because there has been some changes made." They could have told me that on jan 1, jan 2, jan 3, or jan 10. but noooo....they have tell me that on jan 13 5:43am. so i'm back on the online schedule of classes to desparately look for other classes. i finally found one that works with my schedule so i went back to my account to get the number down(which is on the other window) but guess what??? it was 6:03am and i am unable to access my account between 6-7am. i swear, the world hates me.

courtesy of saara =D
Friday, January 10, 2003 07:55 a.m. T'was the night before finals,

Monday, December 9, 2002 12:44 p.m. arg to me for being girl and arg to those who have easy finals >~<

Courtesy of Silvia =P
Saturday, December 7, 2002 04:49 p.m. POEM # 3 Kissing is a habit

Saturday, December 7, 2002 04:24 p.m. grrr to final. but yay to winter break!!! woo-hoo...but before that, i must concentrate on my studying. yes, i'm a nerd and don't u start with me now colleen. =P good luck to y'all with finals as well!!!!

Tuesday, December 3, 2002 09:36 p.m. i miss u saara!!!! =( and how is he doing? ~wink~ ^0^ must get busy studying -_-

Wednesday, November 27, 2002 03:27 p.m. grrr to waiting lists and philosophy classes. grrr to random GE requirements. grrr to berkeley. other than that, my day has been ok. i chilled with the boys (Khan, his friend, michael, and that mv student) for like 2 hours. steve? don't know where he went... after dropping off colleen, i went straight to bed =) mommie came home around 1 and woke me up to eat. and at 2:30, that's when all hell broke loose when i couldn't get into the philosophy class that i wanted. grrr to waiting lists. anyways, i'm #2 on the waiting list so i should be able to get in right? hmmmm

Tuesday, November 26, 2002 09:39 p.m. hm...i just realized that the date doesn't show up on the pitas entry thingy, either that or i just don't know how to get it to show up. anyways...i'm so over the housing crisis. yup...

Monday, November 25, 2002 03:58 p.m. oopsie, forgot to include the name of the housing place. it is Clark Kerr Campus. 2601 Warring Street. "it is located approximately six blocks southeast of the main campus." ONLY SIX BLOCKS... daddie, can i get a chauffeur? better yet, can u bride some of the housing ppl so i get assigned to unit 3 which is 5 minutes walking from the main campus? GrRrR

Monday, November 25, 2002 03:54 p.m. grrr to the berkeley housing ppl. grrr... could they have assigned me further from the campus? and in a triple? good god! there aren't even 3 separate desks in the triple room. yes, it is a room, not a suite. when i say room, i mean a 18' by 15' ROOM!!! ARG!!!

Saturday, November 23, 2002 06:40 p.m.

Take the 100 Acre Personality Quiz!

Saturday, November 23, 2002 06:09 p.m.

*buzz*
What fuzzy creature are you?

Saturday, November 23, 2002 05:41 p.m. Just like saara, i couldn't resist either =P